• tomi: i don't understand anything
• eden: well that's not new

• Tomi: i'm going to hell
• Eden: with my help you might only end up in purgatory
• Tomi: i'd rather go to hell tbh
• Eden: torture or boredom
• Tomi: definitely torture
• Eden: i would choose boredom
• Tomi: see??? we balance each other

• eden: i luv u babi gur gur gur 2nite
• eden: i need u babi luv luv luv 2nite
• tomi: dis taime mek et shweet

• eden: /hasnt seen lately yet
• eden: /watches lately
• sungyeol: merry christmas
• eden: /has a stroke
• eden: /dies
• tomi: /laughs

princeanus replied to your post: princeanus replied to your post:  shut up ur…

no u

do you think you’re cute because you’re not

princeanus replied to your post: 

shut up ur fappin

you’re dissmissed

• eden: can i ship
• eden: sunggyu slapping everyone around with his dick
• tomi: thats my otp

princeanus replied to your post: u like my christmas icon =u=

yes

yey

• tomi: *mispells "red" as "rewd"
• eden: Rewd hair?
• eden: Rude hair
• eden: Hair that is too attractive for its own good.
• eden: see also: CNU

• Eden: I'm not
• Eden: I'm not an
• Eden: Inspirit
• Eden: No
• Eden: nO

Who cooks: Eden, does Kyuhyun even know how to cook?
Who does the laundry and other chores: Eden again because Kyuhyun is a lazy fuck.
How many children do they have: Tomi is their only child and he’s possessive.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Debating.
Their favorite place to be together: In bed.
Any traditions: Kyuhyun sings their song whenever Eden gets upset with him.
Their “song”: ”Hope is a Dream that Doesn’t Sleep”
What they do for each other on holidays: Kyuhyun makes breakfast in bed and for some reason he can only cook on holidays.
Where did they go on their honeymoon: France 
Where did they first meet: Eden was visiting Tomi in Japan and they ran into Kyuhyun (literally).
Any pets: Eden wants a cat but they have Tomi. 
What do they fight over: EVERYTHING.
Do they go on vacations: No vacations are for people who have to leave home to have a good time. 
Who’s more dominant?: Kyuhyun d u h.

Who cooks: Eden of course Tomi’s not allowed in the kitchen because every time he’s in there something breaks.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Eden forces Tomi to do at least something because if Tomi doesn’t do his chores Eden bitches for a while.
How many children do they have: Five cats and a dog and a bunny named bubbles.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Cuddling ofc.
Their favorite place to be together: Anywhere in the house as long as they’re not outside.
Any traditions: They both talk for at least hour while laying in bed before falling asleep.
Their “song”: “Library” by Taetiseo.
What they do for each other on holidays: They lay around the house and make desserts (ok Eden makes the desserts but Tomi happily eats them).
Where did they go on their honeymoon: Tomi took Eden to meet Sho in Japan and announced that they eloped.
Where did they first meet: In Eden’s ask box :’).
Any pets: Our children ofc. 
What do they fight over: Shinyoung vs. Gongdeul
Do they go on vacations: Tomi hates moving around a lot and Eden couldn’t care less so they stay at home. 
Who’s more dominant?: Neither they’re both bottom bitches. 

• Tomi: SNGIOREH
• Tomi: snorts
• Tomi: tHIS is why i need baro development like
• Tomi: i dONT WANT TO GBE REMINDED OF THAT HORRIBLE DRABBLE
• Tomi: WHY COULDN'T THEY BE CALLED AB5 OR S/T GOD DAMMIT
• Eden: OTL
• Eden: because that's a blood type
• Eden: and they aren't it
• Tomi: kms
• Eden: they could have been
• Eden: "5liferuiners"
• Tomi: ikr

• tomi: that's how japan niggas do it
• eden: my brain says it's funnier if it's japanigga
• tomi: jAPANIGGA I'M SCREAMING

ya’ll ain’t gotta fight over lil’ ol’ me