- tomi: i don't understand anything
- eden: well that's not new
- Tomi: i'm going to hell
- Eden: with my help you might only end up in purgatory
- Tomi: i'd rather go to hell tbh
- Eden: torture or boredom
- Tomi: definitely torture
- Eden: i would choose boredom
- Tomi: see??? we balance each other
- eden: i luv u babi gur gur gur 2nite
- eden: i need u babi luv luv luv 2nite
- tomi: dis taime mek et shweet
- eden: /hasnt seen lately yet
- eden: /watches lately
- sungyeol: merry christmas
- eden: /has a stroke
- eden: /dies
- tomi: /laughs
do you think you’re cute because you’re not
- eden: can i ship
- eden: sunggyu slapping everyone around with his dick
- tomi: thats my otp
- tomi: *mispells "red" as "rewd"
- eden: Rewd hair?
- eden: Rude hair
- eden: Hair that is too attractive for its own good.
- eden: see also: CNU
- Eden: I'm not
- Eden: I'm not an
- Eden: Inspirit
- Eden: No
- Eden: nO
Who cooks: Eden, does Kyuhyun even know how to cook?
Who does the laundry and other chores: Eden again because Kyuhyun is a lazy fuck.
How many children do they have: Tomi is their only child and he’s possessive.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Debating.
Their favorite place to be together: In bed.
Any traditions: Kyuhyun sings their song whenever Eden gets upset with him.
Their “song”: ”Hope is a Dream that Doesn’t Sleep”
What they do for each other on holidays: Kyuhyun makes breakfast in bed and for some reason he can only cook on holidays.
Where did they go on their honeymoon: France
Where did they first meet: Eden was visiting Tomi in Japan and they ran into Kyuhyun (literally).
Any pets: Eden wants a cat but they have Tomi.
What do they fight over: EVERYTHING.
Do they go on vacations: No vacations are for people who have to leave home to have a good time.
Who’s more dominant?: Kyuhyun d u h.
Who cooks: Eden of course Tomi’s not allowed in the kitchen because every time he’s in there something breaks.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Eden forces Tomi to do at least something because if Tomi doesn’t do his chores Eden bitches for a while.
How many children do they have: Five cats and a dog and a bunny named bubbles.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Cuddling ofc.
Their favorite place to be together: Anywhere in the house as long as they’re not outside.
Any traditions: They both talk for at least hour while laying in bed before falling asleep.
Their “song”: “Library” by Taetiseo.
What they do for each other on holidays: They lay around the house and make desserts (ok Eden makes the desserts but Tomi happily eats them).
Where did they go on their honeymoon: Tomi took Eden to meet Sho in Japan and announced that they eloped.
Where did they first meet: In Eden’s ask box :’).
Any pets: Our children ofc.
What do they fight over: Shinyoung vs. Gongdeul
Do they go on vacations: Tomi hates moving around a lot and Eden couldn’t care less so they stay at home.
Who’s more dominant?: Neither they’re both bottom bitches.
- Tomi: SNGIOREH
- Tomi: snorts
- Tomi: tHIS is why i need baro development like
- Tomi: i dONT WANT TO GBE REMINDED OF THAT HORRIBLE DRABBLE
- Tomi: WHY COULDN'T THEY BE CALLED AB5 OR S/T GOD DAMMIT
- Eden: OTL
- Eden: because that's a blood type
- Eden: and they aren't it
- Tomi: kms
- Eden: they could have been
- Eden: "5liferuiners"
- Tomi: ikr
- tomi: that's how japan niggas do it
- eden: my brain says it's funnier if it's japanigga
- tomi: jAPANIGGA I'M SCREAMING
ya’ll ain’t gotta fight over lil’ ol’ me